US has Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
Australia has Danni and Kylie Minogue
UK has... erm... amnesia striking me again... erm... forget it
Well, Hong Kong now has
Janice(left) and
Jill(right)!

Wah lau... When Dino told me that Jill was bad, I didn't think he meant
that bad. But wait till you see the video for her single - Lonely. She cavorts around like she's Beyonce, dresses like she's from the Pussycat Dolls, which is great so far BUT... she sings like she's Beyonce + PCD + Eve i.e RnB + Pop + Rap. Which is seriously not working for her. Crossing over genres is a delicate issue. I'm still waiting for someone to balance three genres in one song and succeed. Too bad it's not her time yet.
And if I were her, I would show the lyricist the door. Why?
Sample lyrics
(Lonely):
Suddenly I wanted something sweet like candy
So I grab some cranberry, put it in a blender
Half a minute later
I got myself one big sweet cranberry milkshake
With my shake in my hand watching TV like an old man
My dog came along starts singing me his new song
woof woof woof WHAT You want a sip of my shake
Tell me, why in the world is her dog singing to her??? Couldn't she find a better analogy?
(doggie pic from 1-2-3 Draw Cartoon Animals)When she
sang rapped the word "milkshake", I suddenly had this image of Kelis in my mind. And I must say I was sorely disappointed with the tone of the rest of the lyrics after that word, partly thanks to the raunchiness and oversexed lyrics of Kelis'
Milkshake.
# posted by kiki @ 9:08 PM