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crim exam was sickening. it was horribly, utterly sickening. but it can be hilarious at times. but i have come to the conclusion that studying crim corrupts my mind.

EXAMPLE 1 (tutorial question)
Dagwood and Vivian both led sheltered lives and are fascinated by the concept of sex. One day, they decide to put theory into practice with Dr Nude's "Guide to Sex" ...... step by step instructions guide. Setting the book aside, D does his best to please V .... V becomes frightened and started screaming hysterically. D interprets her behavior as what Dr Nude refers to as the "BIG O", commences to penetrate her.

EXAMPLE 2 (semester 2 2005 exam ques)
Dominar led a reclusive life. He frequently chatted on internet forums ....... obsessed with an actor, Victor. One day, Victor had a meet and greet sessions with his fans. D's best friend, Red Dragon, threathened V to do anything that D wants or else they will beat him up. Went to hotel suite ..... D sexually penetrated V ...... all V could do was close eyes and pretend nothing was happening.

eh... seriously... i question the twistedness of the chief examiner's mind.

i tend to picture the things that i'm reading (comes from my love for reading story books when young). thus i had to sit through 2 hours of exam with a mental image of gay backdoor sex in my mind. - -

thank god crim is over with.