the funny thing about this conversation is that the person i'm chatting to is a guy. he never cease to amaze me with his actions.

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN is kxxxxx (i thought it would be better to keep him anonymous here, but those who had this nickname on your list, you know who he is -grins)
::kiki >3< :: is me

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
fews days ago i bought pregnancy test in pharmacy..

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
the woman there lookin at me

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
haha

:: kiki >3< :: says:
WHAT??

:: kiki >3< :: says:
u buy for wat??hahahaha

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
test wether i pregnant or not..

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
just play play..

:: kiki>3< :: says:
don be stupid la!!!!!

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
the instruction there says.. put it into the urine stream..

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
kakaka

:: kiki>3< :: says:
then?

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
kuku

:: kiki >3< :: says:
hahahhahaha

:: kiki >3< :: says:
then?

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
i put lo..

Santa ClauS is c0minG to t0wN says:
the result come out negative...

and another one of our latest convo. he changed his nickname though. more obvious now who he is. haha.... though at times, he makes me question my own sanity after seeing our convo.

:: kiki >3< :: says:
u don have other bro and sis?

Yakuza says:
u make my mom pregnant.. then maybe i will have

:: kiki >3< :: says:
only child r

:: kiki >3< :: says:
macam saya

Yakuza says:
only DAUGHTER ar?

:: kiki >3< :: says:
yup yup

:: kiki >3< :: says:
bored to death at home

Yakuza says:
yee so cute...

Yakuza says:
no sibling ar?

:: kiki >3< :: says:
only child how to have other sibling

Yakuza says:
wakaka.. im the king in my family.. u are the queen.. tai hao..

:: kiki >3< :: says:
yes wong tai

Yakuza says:
guard.. bring this woman to the kitchen... steam her... i wan eat steam tai pei...

:: kiki >3< :: says:
guard...this is not my king...cut his head and feed it to the pigs